What it’s like to stay at the UK’s most creative hotel

Guests are in for a bohemian getaway (Picture: Birch)

It’s three o’clock in the afternoon, I’ve got a large gin and tonic by my side and I’m laboriously trying to make a limp length of clay magically turn into a pot.

Despite a couple of hours under the expert tuition of ceramicist Bryony Applegate, it’s safe to say my boyfriend and I aren’t likely to give Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze’s sexy scene at the potter’s wheel in Ghost a run for its money any time soon.

We emerge with a couple of misshapen, ashtray-like creations and something I’m going to pass off as a pen holder.

Birch, which sits just off the M25 in Waltham Cross, is no ordinary hotel. For one thing, it describes itself as a ‘community’ and for another, its mantra is ‘looks like a hotel, feels like a festival’.

On arrival, it does indeed feel like you’ve rocked up to the type of country pad owned by a member of a 1990s Britpop band – all red brickwork, multiple chimneys, lion statues, tipis in the grounds and fairy lights strung everywhere.

It looks like a posh stately home from the outside (Picture: Birch)
It has a gorgeous bohemian vibe (Picture: Birch)
The ‘flamboyant’ Lady Valerie Meux once owned the mansion (Picture: Alamy Stock Photo)

Birch is actually a Georgian mansion once owned by what Wikipedia describes as ‘flamboyant and controversial figure’ Lady Valerie Meux, who sounds like a shedload of fun.

She kept zebras in the gardens, had an indoor roller-skating rink and collected ancient Egyptian artefacts.

The house went through an incarnation as a corporate hotel in the 1980s but was recently taken over by entrepreneur Chris King in partnership with the former MD of London’s hip Ace Hotel, Chris Penn.

USP: The Chris duo’s shared vision is for somewhere that blends a stylish stay with a co-working space, music events and a range of classes and workshops, from candle making and wine tasting to HIIT sessions and wild yoga (available activities are posted daily on a board by reception).

Set across 55 acres, there’s a lido, a wellness space, three bars, two restaurants, a screening room and a games room.

Guests can take part in a number of arty workshops (Picture: Birch)
Plus there are plenty of wellness activities (Picture: Birch)
Fairy-lit tipis give a hotel-meets-festival feel (Picture: Birch/ andyourstory)

They’ve also restored and enhanced the original interiors: the entrance hall is covered in exquisite mosaic tiling, the walls of one staircase are painted a deep, Yves Klein blue, and there’s plenty of distressed plasterwork and buffed wooden flooring throughout.

In addition, you’ll find chickens, lambs, pigs and bees on site, plus they grow their own fruit and veg, and none of the 140 rooms have TVs so as to encourage guests to take part in what’s going on around them.

Who goes there? Freelance creatives taking advantage of the stylish remote working set-up, chic locals from nearby Hertfordshire and a scattering of boho families.

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