For Boris Johnson, the protected place was a fridge. An area to relax out and conceal away from unfriendly members of the media – reporters who couldn’t be relied on to deal with his each dishonesty with grotesque indulgence. Keir Starmer was relatively bolder than that. He selected to present a mini press convention to the three fundamental broadcasters, none of whom held again from asking the tough questions.
There once more, the Labour chief most likely had no selection. To have stated nothing was to have performed into No 10’s palms, making Starmer look defensive and shifty. Hell, it had even reached the purpose the place a few of Downing Street’s extra servile hacks had been writing tales about events Keir had thought-about having after which reconsidered when the laws modified. We’re now on to thoughtcrimes. Hold the entrance web page. Next we’ll be listening to about how Starmer as soon as considered going via an amber gentle earlier than considering higher of it. Far higher for him to go down preventing.
It wasn’t very best, thoughts. In hindsight, Starmer most likely needs he’d by no means had that beer or purchased a curry for his workers. Let the bastards starve subsequent time. But what’s achieved is completed and he’d should dwell with the results. So shortly after 4 within the afternoon, the Labour chief selected to launch his personal counteroffensive to almost two weeks of “Beergate” headlines orchestrated by No 10 and the rightwing tabloid press.
Starmer started by reminding everybody of the sacrifices folks had made throughout lockdown. The folks they couldn’t see and even say goodbye to. He knew how that felt; he hadn’t been in a position to attend his mother-in-law’s funeral. The nation had a proper to count on their politicians to obey the identical guidelines, so the concept that he had damaged any guidelines was simply absurd. What’s extra, he didn’t consider that even Johnson actually believed he, Starmer, had damaged any guidelines. Almost definitely true, that. The Convict wouldn’t recognise any rule-breaking even when he was to stroll in on No 10 staffers doing traces of coke within the bogs. One beer in Durham wouldn’t even start to register on his conscience. If he had one.
All that Boris actually wished was to tug everybody right down to his stage within the public’s thoughts. A morally relativistic race to the underside. So that when he inevitably acquired additional fixed-penalty notices for the Abba occasion in No 10 and the “bring your own booze” bash within the Downing Street backyard that had gone on for hours and ended with the empties and the staffers getting mopped up from the flowerbeds, he might spin the narrative that every one politicians had been the identical. Beergate was no completely different from getting trashed at a karaoke night time the day earlier than the Duke of Edinburgh’s funeral. But Starmer did need to draw a line between him and Johnson. If he was fined, he would resign.
Promising to resign is rarely the most effective of seems – you don’t need to give folks concepts – however Keir was calm and dignified all through. This might not have been the presser he wished to present, however he performed it with integrity. Something that won’t matter to some Tories or the Convict – anybody who thinks Starmer’s promise to stroll in any approach makes it extra doubtless that Johnson will rethink his determination to not resign hasn’t been paying consideration – however it does to Starmer.
He’s old school that approach. He gained’t should be dragged kicking and screaming away from his place as occasion chief. He gained’t stoop to lies to brazen issues out. If it seems he’s made a mistake, he’ll take the rap. Unlike the Convict, who has by no means taken duty for something. Not even his kids. And possibly the much less myopic would see in him the potential of what a frontrunner might appear like. Not a pallid-faced narcissist with a toddler haircut whose solely honest perception is in his personal exceptionalism.
There had been inevitably just a few lacunae in Starmer’s narrative that the media had been fast to pounce upon. Hadn’t he solely promised to do what he was at all times going to should do anyway if he was fined? Yup, however he’d achieved it with model and brought maintain of the storyline. Already some Tory MPs who had beforehand known as for his resignation had been getting a bollocking from Conservative central workplace. They hadn’t been fairly vibrant sufficient to see the place this one logically concluded. Step ahead the ever loyal, ever half-witted Micky Fab.
But hadn’t Starmer additionally known as for Johnson to resign when he had solely been beneath police investigation? Much the identical as he was now. Here the Labour chief wriggled uncomfortably. Because he was buggered if he was going to serve his personal head up on a plate. That can be to play into the Convict’s palms. Months and months of Labour infighting whereas Johnson took the FPNs and inflation into double figures. So if it was all the identical, he might dwell with a little bit of hypocrisy. Just not the full-blooded corruption inside No 10. So he was going to rewrite this one. He’d keep, if it was all the identical. Not least as a result of he had achieved nothing mistaken. Unlike Johnson.
Almost as an afterthought, Sky’s Beth Rigby shouted out a query to the retreating Starmer. To his credit score, he turned to reply it. What would he do if the Durham constabulary stated he’d dedicated a minor breach, as with Dominic Cummings’ eyesight check, however selected to not positive him? That wasn’t going to occur, he stated. The penalty for a breach of the legislation was a positive. If he didn’t get a FPN, which he was positive he wouldn’t, then he was within the clear. Over to the Old Bill. No 10 and the tabloids might have been leaning on the Durham plods for the final fortnight. Now it was his flip.
You’ve obtained to ask your self one query: do I really feel fortunate? It appears Starmer does. Or fortunate sufficient. Politics is a messy, soiled enterprise. Things get stated that may’t be unsaid. The trick is to model them out. It seems that honour and integrity aren’t black and white. They are a continuum. And Keir is on the aspect of the angels with soiled faces. Lord, make me pure. Just not fairly but.